tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37540452011-04-21T17:43:09.682Ztop tenz n' shitlists of mindless stuffolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3754045.post-811480902002-09-04T17:42:00.000Z2002-09-04T18:54:08.000ZTEN THINGS WORST ABOUT BEING A MAN.
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<br />1. no "skirt or trousers" choice is available to us
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<br />2. being gay just isn't sexy man.
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<br />3. we are forced to become amateur DIY-meisters against our will.
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<br />4. women are allowed to hit us, be we certainly must NOT hit them. even if they hit or kick us in our special place.
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<br />5. many women would slap us if we actually suggested a threesome, but if she asked us (like that shit would happen) we would have to oblige. even if they are rank.
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<br />6. no multiple orgasms.
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<br />7. we have to get really fat to be able to play with our breasts.
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<br />8. we have less sexual areas than women. they have 16, we have but 5. i have been told.
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<br />9. if we try to make ourselves look and smell nice will almost certainly make us gay.
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<br />10. if some large buffoon decides to hit on our girlfriends, and they don't like it, we are supposed to fight them. if we lose, we are called weeds. if we intervene before allowed to by woman, she has fit. darn dude.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3754045-81148090?l=dayz4.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>olihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498124550716732205noreply@blogger.com